Memory of the Past High School Funny

Turns out our DT teacher had applied to be on Big Brother dorsum in 2009. I know this because I saw the video he sent. He described himself as a cheeky chappy.

Another: this was also during a DT lesson, for some reason nosotros were looking up our school's 'advert' on youtube. It just shows various shots of yous know, happy students, helpful teachers, that sort of affair. And so someone notices something out of the corner of their middle. In 1 of the shots there's a television at the top right. And on the television in that location's a woman getting undressed lying down on a bed. In the school's promotional video.

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Oh god I tin't believe I forgot this i at first.
This was at the start of yr 10. Dorsum then at my schoolhouse (the organisation changed in one case I went into year 11) nosotros registered in our form rooms in our houses.
It'southward the end of lunch. Someone gets a great thought. Before our grade tutor comes in to register us, someone volition lie down in the centre of the room, and nosotros'll comprehend her up with all our bags and coats. And and so, when her proper noun is read out on the annals, she'll spring up from underneath.
It worked absolutely perfectly.

(Original post by Sinnoh)
Turns out our DT teacher had applied to be on Big Brother back in 2009. I know this because I saw the video he sent. He described himself equally a derisive chappy.

Some other: this was also during a DT lesson, for some reason we were looking up our schoolhouse's 'advert' on youtube. It just shows various shots of yous know, happy students, helpful teachers, that sort of affair. So someone notices something out of the corner of their eye. In one of the shots there's a boob tube at the top right. And on the tv set in that location's a adult female getting undressed lying down on a bed. In the schoolhouse'southward promotional video.

(Original post past Sinnoh)
Oh god I can't believe I forgot this i at first.
This was at the start of year 10. Back and then at my school (the system changed in one case I went into year xi) we registered in our grade rooms in our houses.
It's the end of lunch. Someone gets a great idea. Earlier our form tutor comes in to register us, someone volition lie down in the middle of the room, and we'll encompass her up with all our bags and coats. And and then, when her name is read out on the register, she'll jump up from underneath.
It worked absolutely perfectly.

these sound then funny I know I've missed out some agh I'm trying to remember them now!

The thing is, whenever I think dorsum to yr 7-11 all I come across is fear, loneliness, depression, hopelessness, stress and constantly changing schools.

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The thing is, whenever I think back to year vii-11 all I encounter is fright, loneliness, low, hopelessness, stress and constantly changing schools.

aw are yous doing better now?

Year 8,
I rushed to stand up up with my friend to walk out yhe classroom for something, only my foot got caught on my bag strap.
I savage backwards and my foot went straight upwardly in the air.. my shoe camr off and landed at the dorsum of the class on someones desk.

Worst matter ever!xD
Was so embarrassed

Yr 8...again.
Me and my friend were in the school library.
She started to walk away and I ran after her...I fell over (over again)
And my friend described information technology as "yous were on you back like a turtle", I had a bag on and couldn't get up.
I was laughing - found it hilarious.
Then I heard a chils crying... information technology all of a sudden wasnt and so funny anymore.
I had tripped over a kid xD

Nosotros were on a trip in Italy for a calendar week or so. Nosotros weren't allowed to come up out of the rooms after midnight. At 1 o'clock me and my friends were however chillin in the courtyard exterior of our room. 1 of the chaperones (who was my math instructor) suddenly turned on the light of his room and looked out the window towards u.s.. We had been in trouble all calendar week already so nosotros rushed dorsum to our room and directly jumped in our beds, nevertheless wearing clothes and shoes.

This teacher knocks on the door and walks in. He said he saw people outside of our room only he didn't run across who, cause information technology was dark. We were all similar 'oh what, nosotros were sleeping, whats the matter?' Interim all innocent while under the covers everybody was wearing shoes lol. I guess our acting was proficient. He said: 'i'm sure that i just saw people sitting hither'. He repeated that a couple of times and started doubting himself. He kept looking at us and then at where nosotros were sitting before and at that place was no 1 in that location anymore.

He was sooo confused. Information technology was funny cause in math course he always came across every bit super intelligent and he always knew everything. And now he was clueless and information technology all didn't make any sense to him. The await on his confront was priceless.

My brother was doing a PGCE during that, the maths dept at the school he was at decided to do The Male child In The Striped Pyjamas, then half of them came in wearing pyjamas, while the other one-half...

(Original mail by Sinnoh)
My brother was doing a PGCE during that, the maths dept at the school he was at decided to do The Male child In The Striped Pyjamas, so half of them came in wearing pyjamas, while the other one-half...

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Our English instructor said he was going out to do some photocopying, he came back to school two hours later drunk, with a haircut and a new adapt on

Someone put a alive salmon in the school swimming puddle

no teacher for the whole lesson.

i'thou telling u the people that used to exist in my course... they're not people. idk what they are. it was like being in a extreme jungle rave dance political party. so some guy in my class put on drill music which blared through the speakers. pencil cases, books everything was scattered across the classroom. some of the boys would scream hysterically making sexual noises at the top of their voices whilst others would throw water bottles at each other. scissors would get flying across the classroom and sometimes tables would become knocked over.

so subsequently maybe 45 minutes of wanting to tear my hair out a teacher finally walked in and she said that she'd get a supply teacher

she never came back

My school tends to exist irritating rather than funny I may be able to retrieve of some later though

lol ur skls are so lit.When i think dorsum to year 7-11 i honestly can't remember anything and i just finished year 11

My Chemical science instructor in Year 11 was always a scrap mad, had unconventional and crazy methods to practice things. He'due south the kind of guy who would set a house on burn down to warm his easily during the cold weather.

Anyhow, one of the guys in my class drew a penis on the SMART board in permanent marker. This guy grabs a vial of acrid and splashes it onto the whiteboard, then starts rubbing information technology off with just a cloth as protection. It didn't even remove all of information technology too, anybody couldn't stop laughing considering he kept mumbling random things while he was doing it as well

This happened in twelvemonth 10, on some mondays when we didn't have associates in the hall we would take time in our tutor groups. Just before this me and some friends would accept PE. So none of us care about this tutor group thing because we HATE our course tutor she's the worst. But basically we were irresolute really slowly and simply messing effectually in the changing rooms after PE. And so when nosotros arrived to the classroom we were most 25 minutes late. And so we came up with an alibi that my friend let's telephone call her amy would pretend to be crying and hold her paw out and say that she lost her earring therefore we had to stay behind and detect it. Me and the other friends would either look sad or annoyed. So we got to the classroom the instructor opened the door because she heard the states shouting and said where have you been. Amy bursts out crying and sounds like an actual whale lmao, me and the others burst out laughing because her laugh simply killed us. The instructor was then confused, she let one person become to the classroom because they didn't laugh and every bit shortly as i tried she blocked the doors. She wrote a annotation domicile saying 'late for lesson 25 minutes, 'looking for earring''. We got sent down to the caput of ks4 only we only hang out in the toilets. Lmao, information technology doesn't sound that funny just when i was there information technology was the funniest

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